Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML
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Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML
Today, an attractive guy came up to me and told me that I looked sexy in a picture online. He then asked himself why he had never asked me out before. Apparently, he doesn't remember our 6-month relationship, or how it ended when he slept with my sister. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I, someone who has experienced only one romantic relationship in my 35 years (which ended 8 years ago), was hit on by a homeless drug felon client at work. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML
Today, I made my way to a bar for a first date with a guy I had been talking to online. It turned out he was actually my ex-boyfriend in disguise, trying to get revenge for dumping him. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Today, an attractive woman was flirting with me from across a coffee shop. When I walked over and introduced myself, she served me with my divorce paperwork. FML
Today, three months after finally ending a long relationship with the love of my life because he was cheating on me, we are now seeing each other again. And cheating on our new significant others with each other. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
DeathofCareBear 21
Still counts.
Ramos808 29
I think you should ask him what he did before you judge too quickly! It may be something petty
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Comments (115)
butterfingers583 21
At least he hit on you, it still counts.
TheGamingNirvana 18
He escaped jail for you!
AggressiveMonk 7
Jail and Prison are two very different things, m8.
MrGibbs25 20
in case you couldn't tell, 15 was making a joke.....
pyrexicpoet 18
Must be el capo
ZoroMiHawk 25
Well, he was upfront with you. Just because someone was in prison doesn't mean they aren't trying to change their life for the better. Don't judge someone by their past, judge them by their present.
LadyLuck93 20
At least he was straight forward about it.
pixierara 28
I would just get to know him a little better until you could ask him what it was for
gunz818 6
Was it his tattoos and mean look that you found attractive? lol
ArturoJames 13
No it was the shank he kept in his back pocket for people who make jokes about his tattoos and said "lol".
gunz818 6
So gangsta
imhope 23
At least you got hit on lol
Lalala579121 28
Yeah next thing she could just be getting hit.
AggressiveMonk 7
Just because he was in prison doesn't make him a bad person. Give him a chance, at least he was honest with you about it.
rachelthelime_fml 29
Did he tell you what for?
Barretosan 1
El Chapo?