Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
Today, I went into to shake a big wig's hand at work, and he went in for a hug. I couldn't pull my hand away fast enough, so I cupped his entire titty for at least 10 seconds. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML
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Top comments
IndyJustin 4
Did you feel a tic tac in their pockets?
2ndSucks 15
Boys will be boys.
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Comments (277)
cadyt1234 11
I'm sorry that your friends do that to you. In a girl and all my best friends are guys, but they don't do that to me. I also don't understand how that situation could be funny, especially if you asked them to stop. But of course, if they're just joking, then I guess it's ok as long as you don't have an issue with it
Chick7749 0
Hahaha tit hugger
skyeyez9 25
Imagine if guys had big breasts too. They'd probably stare in a mirror and fondle them all day.
mazio09210517 5
how is this even an fml? your life is ducked because some guys think you have nice enough boobs pay attention to? poor you.
sharod101 5
Boobs are awesome, I mean ya can't hate a guy for liking that about you.
jdortega 2
News update: they're not your guy friends because your personality fills your shirt
mb020511 2
Ummm, then stop hugging them....
monkeyhead641 6
Dosen't matter kinda had sex
feranmi101 0
... Speaking as a big boobied person you get used to it
lubu8ju 3
Maybe this is bcuz I'm a guy but I don't see why that would be an fml moment lol apparently you have some nice ****! It's sort of a compliment in a creepy way lol