Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
Today, I went into to shake a big wig's hand at work, and he went in for a hug. I couldn't pull my hand away fast enough, so I cupped his entire titty for at least 10 seconds. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML
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Top comments
IndyJustin 4
Did you feel a tic tac in their pockets?
2ndSucks 15
Boys will be boys.
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Comments (277)
awesomeAlexx0 0
You should take it as a compliment. That means they like your boobs and want to feel them
Rocky007 15
That's pretty much the reason boys hug. Always.
aJaguarinRed 9
Killing 'em softly with your boobs...*end singing*
dkro215 1
Do it all the timee
noisebox 1
Tell them there's lots of free **** on the net
bdcof 1
Can I have a hug too please :)
bmkc4 1
Did it not seem odd to you? Surely you are smarter than that
docscientist 10
All of your guy friends? Here's a secret, they all want to bone you.
mookie24 2
It took you that long to realize that was the reason for all the hugging?
Penguinsama 7
It's ok op my guy friends do it to me too.... Kind of annoying after a while