Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML
Today, a female friend, who I'm mildly into, was crying into my arms about how tough things have been for her. I'm so touch-starved that I got a boner as I hugged her. She noticed. FML
Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing her boobs against my back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw my fat friend rubbing his man boobs against my back. FML
Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML
Today, I went into to shake a big wig's hand at work, and he went in for a hug. I couldn't pull my hand away fast enough, so I cupped his entire titty for at least 10 seconds. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, while at a party, a cute topless woman sat next to me to flirt with the guy on the other end of the couch. This is the closest I've been to a pair of boobs in 3 years. FML
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IndyJustin 4
Did you feel a tic tac in their pockets?
2ndSucks 15
Boys will be boys.
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Comments (277)
onelove858 5
Can I have a hug?
silent_bride 5
I'm sorry, OP. Sexually harassment is NOT cool or funny, and I'm sorry so many people here seem to think so.
1crabbygirl 10
Did you just grow them/get them implanted? Guys like boobs. Ya heard it here first.
1crabbygirl 10
I meant on FML. But thanks for trying!
ShyAnn29 15
Guys and their boob obsession...lol, my guy friend told me once that it would be cool if girls got squeakers put in their boobs, like the squeakers in dog toys LOL
aleeshttylXD 9
ouch! D: that'd hurt XD
ShyAnn29 15
101 I totally agree with you!
TrueTriage 16
You guys have no room to complain I live in Alaska and it's a high of 60 right now
thisismeFMLing 0
I don't get why girls get offended or grossed out by guys liking boobs. Mean they don't see us getting offended or grossed out when they liking penis.
ShyAnn29 15
I just think a lot of girls wouldn't like to be hugged just so the guy can feel her boobs.
thisismeFMLing 0
yeah i guess if that's the ONLY reason they'd want the hug.
Blooblibloo 4
They are not. They are by guy that don't have respect for them and see them only as boobs.
hqbrat 8
Wouldn't that be obvious
jdengel 0
I think every guy has secretly done that at least once
Meettitan 14
Coming from someone who lives in Florida let me tell you, it is easier to warm up than it is to cool down. Just saying.
LadyJoker21 0
Aint that about a bitch