By Anonymous - 20/09/2018 03:00

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Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 33

I feel bad for you, OP, but why did you give in after so long? Doesn't he realize that no means no? He should have got the hint years ago.

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adjwejaelwkdc 21

Seriously, when you say, "Stop, that hurts," or "Slow down," or "I'm not ready," or anything like that, and he keeps going, that's pretty simply rape. It is traumatic bodily harm. Make DAMN sure he understands this, and that HE is the reason you need surgery.

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Rabite 28

I guess that happens when you watch too much ****. Most of it is extremely violent towards women and doesn't show realistic sex at all.

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PhoenixChick 26

Time to get yourself a new asshole, old one is beyond help

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Ashley Alvarez 2

Wow he’s an ass. You should have said “Sure we can do anal, but only if I can shove a ***** up your ass first!”

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moonmoon 5

Dude that’s too ****** Bugging you into something then being a selfish lover is break up offensives

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griddy24 18

That’s pretty f’ed up. How could he ever think that’s ok? Also **** the poster who blamed her for giving in after so long. Smells like rape culture bullshit

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Tom O'Halloran 9

don't worry... it will be a lot easier next time. side note to the gals... if you don't like anal, avoid ordering things steak and lobster.

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