Today, after years of telling my boyfriend I don't do anal, I agreed to try it once just to get him to stop whining about it. He was so gung-ho that he tried to force it in without doing enough "relaxing preparation" and he split the muscle around my ring. Now I need surgery. FML
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Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML
Today, it's been 2 days since my boyfriend "accidentally" slipped into the wrong hole while continuing to hammer me at full speed. I still can't poop or even walk right. FML
Today, my wife insisted we try anal until we “got it right”. Well, she complained through the whole thing, wouldn’t let me quit, blamed me when I inevitably did orgasm and she didn’t, and then moaned about how it stings and needing a shower. I don’t even like anal, it’s not my thing at all. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
I feel bad for you, OP, but why did you give in after so long? Doesn't he realize that no means no? He should have got the hint years ago.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Seriously, when you say, "Stop, that hurts," or "Slow down," or "I'm not ready," or anything like that, and he keeps going, that's pretty simply rape. It is traumatic bodily harm. Make DAMN sure he understands this, and that HE is the reason you need surgery.
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Davros 12
Everyone knows you have to warm the engine first so you don't blow an O-ring or bend a rod.
Pycnogonida 16
Found the asshole (and no, not yours.) DTMFA!
Adam Michael Valenzuela 7
You should’ve just dropped his annoying butt for whining about it so much. How old is he? Lol seriously
RichardPencil 32
Now the term "broke-ass" has a literal connotation!
mekiswrite 21
This is why my boyfriend and I have one rule for sex: anything he gets to do to me, I get to do to him.
Tim Carver 9
and the reason you didn't tell him that you would after him?
Cinn_fml 23
Frankly that is so many levels of wrong I seriously hope he's your ex now. Repeatedly whining about not getting anal for years before eventually getting an agreement to try it, is coercion, whether or not it's intentionally coercive. Sex with consent obtained via coercion, is rape. More importantly, when attempting something he knew you were a little less than 100% comfortable with to begin with, he decides that using force enough to hurt you. Unless you two include pain in your sexual play there is no way he could make a mistake about that meaning you would want to stop, therefore; rape. Assuming you were able to tell him to stop, I seriously hope he did the moment you said so, but I'm not sure he'd be able to cause so much trauma if he had. Also for anyone wanting an explanation on how consent works (and because the video is kinda funny too); https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZwvrxVavnQ
RinoaHeartilly 36
Oh my god, dump him! First of all, he shouldn't have been pressuring you to do it and secondly he obviously doesn't show concern for you when you're in such a vulnerable position. These are serious red flags.
demix_fml 32
He sounds like a grade A butt head. I hope you are okay op. He should respect that you didn’t want to, and drop the subject.
Kyrstin Budd 12
That is beyond wrong! He clearly doesn’t respect your boundaries. Sex in a healthy relationship requires listening to your partner and mutual respect. Whining until your partner gives in and then doing what you want without regard for their wellbeing is abusive! You don’t need him!