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By Anonymous - 05/11/2022 15:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

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Today, my wife insisted we try anal until we “got it right”. Well, she complained through the whole thing, wouldn’t let me quit, blamed me when I inevitably did orgasm and she didn’t, and then moaned about how it stings and needing a shower. I don’t even like anal, it’s not my thing at all. FML
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Wadlaen 23

To be honest, it doesn't sound like it's a thing for either of you... You should just stick to what works for you and you enjoy, for the pleasure of both of you.

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SophieMay 12

Sex is all about consent, you shouldn't feel pressured to do something you aren't 100% comfortable with.

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JackWood 20

I guess you will have to just try again till you get it right.

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Wadlaen 23

To be honest, it doesn't sound like it's a thing for either of you... You should just stick to what works for you and you enjoy, for the pleasure of both of you.

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ODBeefalo 10

and if she is really wanting it, she can use toys. also might help her "get it right" before introducing a second person...

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SophieMay 12

Sex is all about consent, you shouldn't feel pressured to do something you aren't 100% comfortable with.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

She's clearly trying to set up a "Well I did it and now it's your turn" excuse to peg you.

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bubba7901 12

Her side piece likes anal and is bigger than you so she’s trying to prep

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