Today, after years of loneliness, I met the most amazing girl on Omegle. We spoke for ages and really clicked. But before either of us could exchange numbers, I lost my internet connection and her along with it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I found a really amazing person on a dating site. We had just begun our conversation and within 15-20 minutes, the site went offline. I thought she'd ghosted me, and she's probably thinking the same too. It's been two hours and it's still down. FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I'd been lonely for a while when I finally met a girl that is genuinely brilliant. She's all huggy, clingy and likes me back. Turns out she's a lesbian, so we can't be anything more. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I was browsing a website where you can talk to strangers anonymously, when I met a guy I really hit it off with. After talking for two hours, we decided to keep in touch, just in time for me to hit the "Next Person" button by mistake. There's no way to undo it. FML
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Top comments
gracehi 33
There's only one thing to do: Run down every street in the world, screaming her name. It's a plan more reliable than your internet service.
pleasedie 22
Well good luck clicking through all of the d**** to find her again.
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pleasedie 22
Look in the bright side, if you find her again at least you'll have an interesting story to tell everyone. " You wouldn't be able imagine how many dicks I had to see to find her again. " You know it'll be a good story when it starts off like that
Lalala579121 28
Maybe if they happened to run into each other in real life somewhere down the line it'd be an okay story, but otherwise, no.
Guitargod446 11
You, my friend, have never heard a good story then.
askaplan0829 4
I think I have your girl. What day was it? Was she alone or with other people?
alainopotato 20
Did you get her name? Because maybe there's still hope! Tons of people are on Facebook these days.
jeffprobs 29
If theres one thing i know about girls, its that there's a lot of them, im sure you can "click" with others.
everythingelena 28
maybe you'll get lucky and get her again on Omegle, you never know :) but overall, sorry that the internet crapped out for ya
camelopardalisx 18
I met my best friend of over four years on Omegle. It disconnected like that too, but luckily we had exchanged emails beforehand. I'm sorry, OP :(
Unfortunatemeg 14
They actually have a thing for that if you remember about when you started talking go to the bottom of the omegle page, I don't know if they still do it though, good luck:).
wildnargles 15
If you know where she's from try putting up a missing connections page on Craigslist in her area
Faksi 4
Google her name, you'll find her.
NickACD 27
Googling my full name results with criminals and a fuckton of people who aren't me. So, that method isn't exactly reliable.
danielcho7727 20
u must be a criminal
witwicky33 6
The old saying is, if it was meant to be you'll find your way back to each other. I hope you find her OP!