Today, after years of loneliness, I met the most amazing girl on Omegle. We spoke for ages and really clicked. But before either of us could exchange numbers, I lost my internet connection and her along with it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I found a really amazing person on a dating site. We had just begun our conversation and within 15-20 minutes, the site went offline. I thought she'd ghosted me, and she's probably thinking the same too. It's been two hours and it's still down. FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I'd been lonely for a while when I finally met a girl that is genuinely brilliant. She's all huggy, clingy and likes me back. Turns out she's a lesbian, so we can't be anything more. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML
Today, I was browsing a website where you can talk to strangers anonymously, when I met a guy I really hit it off with. After talking for two hours, we decided to keep in touch, just in time for me to hit the "Next Person" button by mistake. There's no way to undo it. FML
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Top comments
gracehi 33
There's only one thing to do: Run down every street in the world, screaming her name. It's a plan more reliable than your internet service.
pleasedie 22
Well good luck clicking through all of the d**** to find her again.
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Comments (67)
Cnscott0205 15
If you got her first name and last I'm sure you'll be able to look her up. If it's really meant to be you'll find her. :)
Fr0gs 15
Im really sorry man, but what is omegle?
hjds4n5 12
This is one of the saddest FMLs I've read. I am very sorry OP.
xoamy906 25
I'm so sorry :( I know that struggle. I met my boyfriend of almost two years on there. It's not as bad as everyone says
HollyQuinn 21
This is adorable and I seriously hope you find her again! It's be such a cute story for you both :')
Asinger06 1
Don't worry, it was a 60 year old dude.
wallac7 31
That sucks OP i hope you find her again
JamJarBinks 20
you can find anyone these days, search facebook. ahe mustnof told you her name?
evank98 10
Maybe she'll see this?
Pandistoteles 16
Ugh that sucks. Good luck finding her again!