Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML
Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend making my cat dance to Cotton Eye Joe. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
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Top comments
wheresthesafety 31
Um... Your boyfriend is awesome.
MisterEx 28
Smooth. But .. Are you ok Annie?
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Comments (77)
AussieGirl2014 18
That's not too "bad".
Levvy 22
Your life sounds like a real Thriller.
OnlySkyrimStays 11
That's pretty Bad. If he's doing it while crossing the street it could be Dangerous, and if he does it while jaywalking and gets arrested will he do it in jail? Then he'll be a Smooth Criminal, and you'll be able to tell him to Beat It.
micjjones7215 9
Absolutley brilliant, loved this one!!
bluffablestew21 9
well at least you know he is committed.
cornyrob 33
... or should be.
Steve97 32
You probably should've expected this to happen :p
BbPanda25 4
As soon as i get done reading this, black and white come on the tv •○•
fader48080 10
at least he has goals and follow through?
MandyO 15
"Literally everywhere" - really? Literally??
XSeraphinX 18
We get it, Ted.
LMAO__no 15
27, it's such a shame the way that show ended! It had such potential to be totally bad ass.
Saraishi 25
#31 Potential? It was badass. Actually, no. It wasn't badass — it was legen- wait for it (coolestmiddlenameever!)- dary. Legendary.
iamahappypenguin 14
He's amazing!
Dexter83_fml 17
It could be worse op at least he's not grabbing his **** and humping the air shouting "hehe shamone!" In public