Today, after weeks of watching car after car of solo drivers go by in the carpool lane every day, I decided to join them. I'm the one who got pulled over. FML
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Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
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Top comments
Prolusive 5
That drives me crazy when people solo drive in the multi-passenger lanes.
SirObvious 1
If your friends jumped off a cliff would you?
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Comments (84)
wafflerampage 0
"wrong is wrong, even if everybody does it and right is right, even if nobody does it".
Dark_Angel9 0
My brother puts clothes on a manican and goes through the carpool lane. Works every time.
Sanaantonio_210 0
so if everyone jumped off a cliff u wud too...huh? lol jk that sux
butterflyz1961 2
If everyone jumped off a bridge would you jump off the bridge to?
CoryX 9
Do the old blow-up doll routine, works every time
kidclarke 15
But driving in the carpool lane solo makes me feel important. Just like the slow people in the left lane.
tina1213 0
Just cuz everyone else breaks the law doesnt mean u should. U deserve it !!!
chasity_27 2
Don't be a follower. Especially if it's the wrong thing to do… lesson learned.
bannedforlife 0
Two wrongs don't make a right.
mp1998 10
That must suck