Today, after weeks of watching car after car of solo drivers go by in the carpool lane every day, I decided to join them. I'm the one who got pulled over. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
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Top comments
Prolusive 5
That drives me crazy when people solo drive in the multi-passenger lanes.
SirObvious 1
If your friends jumped off a cliff would you?
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Comments (84)
champjb 0
I hate those people. I get on the line so i can block em
tildoorf84 7
you're an IDIOT, deserved it....
Daralea 21
Yea :( I too hate it when I break the law and get caught. Life is just so unfair!!
leadman1989 16
Haha I speed consistently, so do the other people that drive this route if I get pulled over who's to blame? ME!!! YDI.
bubo_fml 11
1-800-report-a-bastard?
dailydreamer 0
If they all jumped off a bridge, would you do it too, hmm?
BloodyDraven 0
YDI for getting caught, and you need to lead by example, not follow others, I on the other hand flip em off if I see them, and make it obvious
Awahso 25
Not criminal..more of just rude.
itsimpossible 0
whats that
fmlmoderate 6
You would be taken more seriously if you could learn to spell.