Today, after weeks of watching car after car of solo drivers go by in the carpool lane every day, I decided to join them. I'm the one who got pulled over. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
Today, I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML
Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML
Today, being the new driver I am, I was trying to keep my speed at posted because I know that cops will target me. I ended up getting pulled over for my too-low speed and given a ticket because I was holding up a line of cars. FML
Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML
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Top comments
Prolusive 5
That drives me crazy when people solo drive in the multi-passenger lanes.
SirObvious 1
If your friends jumped off a cliff would you?
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Comments (84)
Sgeo 0
Is it possible that some/most of those cars were hybrids or whatever that are allowed in that lane, even with solo drivers?
Awahso 25
I thought motorcycles were the only solo vehicle allowed in the HOV/Fast Lane?
nellienicole 1
No also the hybrid cars can drive solo if they have that special hybrid sticker on it.
captainfalcon7 0
If everyone was jumping off a cliff would you decide to join them?
DocBastard 40
I just want to make sure I'm understanding this properly - you broke the law and got caught, and you're complaining about it. Did I get that right? Boo ******* hoo, jackass. If you don't want to get caught, don't break the law. It actually is that simple.
slushpup9696 12
but liek teh lawz sux. evy1 els dun fallow dem!!!.!! And now I await the thumbs down.
BadAsCactus 7
2 legit 2 quit doc
abel23 0
I wait till the carpool lane ends then cut them off and slow down and make them wait like everyone else
bfsd42 20
Jackass.
mierz 6
Put a blow up doll in your passenger seat that should work
Pinkybullet 3
man that sucks. that happend to me before and is no fun
kareltje 17
That's called Murphy's law. You could've guessed that would happen. So, sorry, but YDI ;)
jquiggy 0
I have to be honest, absolutely no sympathy. As Docbastard put it, you broke the law and got caught. Just because somebody gets away with murder doesn't make it any less illegal.
Slimma 20
Just cause everyone else can do it without getting caught doesn't mean you are going to do it. Reminds me of this one time a guy got pissed cause he was in the "no parking fire lane" outside of the store and got ticketed. He saw someone else parked there and they didn't get a ticket. It's like... wrong place at wrong time really. But still... either way you wanna slice it... you deserved it. You broke the rules.
perdix 31
Everyone else is driving around a carload of midgets. You were really the only one driving alone. It's one of America's best kept secrets, but the number of chauffeured midgets we have in this country is mind-boggling. It's why the national debt is no big deal: there's an immense ocean of hidden midget wealth to back it up.
DocBastard 40
I KNEW IT!!
ikickgingers 15
******* midgets Thanks for the panic attack. O_o