Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my tween daughter found an exciting new book series to replace her two-year obsession with Harry Potter. Hello, Team Jacob. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML
Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, my 12-year-old daughter was suspended from school for doing a book report on 50 Shades of Grey. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
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Top comments
DestinyNiya 33
I'm on your team too! Hope your older daughter grows out of it and helps out the younger one too!
wantmeasandwich 26
Hopefully, your oldest daughter will not discover Fifty Shades of Grey now...
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Comments (90)
JD134 24
i on your team.
1karls1 8
Twilight is crap anyway.
qpdoll 19
Well, you did raise them…