By Nasty - 30/08/2011 16:48 - United States

Spicy
Today, after using the bar of soap in the shower to wash my face, I looked down and noticed it was covered in my husband's pubes. FML
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iluvwaffles42 0

I don't use a bar of soap on my face. Just saying.

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saIty 17

He wanted to clean Jeffrey Jr for you tonight.

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kiid_NiiNjA 0

Just think of it as on of those weird body scrub balls that are all frilly that make your body soapy :D

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abetheanimal 0

hate to break it to you, but those weren't pub hairs... they're butt hairs from him washing off his acne....

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neotwinky 0

Or it could have been from your beard =)

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RoseCrystal 17

well you ought to be used to it by now. you have had his nuts on your face before, right?

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Enslaved 36

Relax, at least they're clean pubic hair! Lol(:

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MichellinMan 20

I really wish people would stop saying "lol" and stupid stuff like that just to get first comments. (yes I know this isn't first)

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Buzzy123 7

Oh come on I'm sure it's not the first time you had his pubes in your face.

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life2007 0

First things first why the hell are you washing your face with bar soap? Second why doesn't he shave/trim his junk? You deserve it for not making him shave that shit and for washing your face with bar soap especially without checking when he apparently has a jungle going on.

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hatepineapple 14

What's...wrong with washing with bar soap? O_o

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life2007 0

Inside of my leg I had hip surgery I'm 22. That would be specifically bleeding femur bone

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sylphy 0

A) ouch B) Shaving your crotch is painful, and you get little red bumps. I'd never make anyone do more than trim.

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life2007 0

Proper shaving equipment and you can avoid the red bumps but I make my man trim boys aren't as neatly packaged as girls

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ImmaB3AST 7

Now use his toothbrush for your own pleasures. That'll make him think twice!

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