Work and Pregnancy: You took your time! - FML

You took your time!

By Rejected - 01/09/2021 10:01

Today, almost 7 weeks after the second interview for a job I really wanted, and hearing nothing from the job or the staffing agents, I got an email saying they won’t be hiring me. I gave up my search a few weeks ago when I started the third trimester of my pregnancy. FML

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EBrogen 12

Wednesday 1 September 2021 10:19

There's not too many companies that'll hire 6 or 7 months into a pregnancy.

randybryant799 20

Thursday 2 September 2021 0:39

I hate to say it but I wouldn't have hired you either. Not if you're so far along.

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EBrogen 12

Wednesday 1 September 2021 10:19

There's not too many companies that'll hire 6 or 7 months into a pregnancy.

randybryant799 20

Thursday 2 September 2021 0:39

I hate to say it but I wouldn't have hired you either. Not if you're so far along.

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