By AlicefromIreland - 23/08/2015 17:39 - Ireland

Today, I was at a concert and the performer told everyone to wave their phones in the air. I threw my hand up and then a huge woman caught my iPhone and disappeared into the crowd. FML
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What happened was when we were told to wave the phones in the air I flung my arm up a bit too fast and my phone flew out of my hand and this "huge woman" (in talking morbidly obese, bundles me out of the way and snatched my phone from the air. I never saw her or the phone again...

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TheDog6 24
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She came in like a wrecking ball! She never moved so fast before!

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Juicenub 25
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Wouldn't it be easy to find a huge woman in a crowd?

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Nessco 36
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What do you expect from an iPhone user.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Hay! I resembal that remak.

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Sansa_fml 38
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Wel you shouldn't throw your phone, but you probably didn't do that so catched looks kind of misplaced :) can't you report that women?

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pdp_fml 21
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You should ask the performer to replace your stolen phone!

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Redoxx_fml 22

You should ask the performer to replace your comment

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LilMissCanadian 22
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I don't think that's how it works.

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momof3honeybee 13
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Because the performer is going to be all like yea dude, not a problem let's go to the apple store right now. Screw all these people that bought tickets to see me.

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bapbap_fml 15
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Good luck getting past security or in contact with them to even ask. And why would they care anyways? Contacting the venue security and giving them a description of the woman may be more helpful.

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MyUsernameisEpic 29
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She "catched" (caught is a word, ya know?) your phone? Did you throw it in the air? Or did she GRAB it out of your hand? Also, if she was a "huge woman" like you say, how did she manage to disappear into the crowd so easily?

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Chiwish_fml 2
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This huge woman was certainly a kind of ninja.

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MrSassypants 32
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She works as a part-time magician.

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spatula232 25
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Maybe OP means 'snatched'

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MissKangaroo 23
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I believe you mean caught.

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False_Stupidity 41
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1. Caught is perhaps the word you were looking for. 2. Unless you actually threw your phone (maybe it slipped?) then she can't have 'caught' it but could have 'grabbed' it. 3. If you use the find my iPhone app then trace that bitch to where she lives or get the police involved. 4. ? 5. Profit

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Redoxx_fml 22

6. If she turns off the phone the find my iPhone thing is useless 7. That's a lot of numbers

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EvilTurtle 35
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12. I don't know how to count 16. Eye cannt spel

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Redoxx_fml 22

That's racist

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Juicenub 25
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Wouldn't it be easy to find a huge woman in a crowd?

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vikky538 28
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This logic seems more appropriate

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gm1beanzz 14
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Unless it was a crowd if huge women.

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countryguy91290 16
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1. Catched? You mean cought? 2. Why would you even do that? 3. Sorry you got your phone stolen OP.

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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No, he meant caught.

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TheDog6 24
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She came in like a wrecking ball! She never moved so fast before!

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TheDog6 24
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So I put my hands up and play my song! My iPhone flies away!

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killer0689 20
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she was kind of an opportunist ...

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