By AlicefromIreland - 23/08/2015 17:39 - Ireland
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What happened was when we were told to wave the phones in the air I flung my arm up a bit too fast and my phone flew out of my hand and this "huge woman" (in talking morbidly obese, bundles me out of the way and snatched my phone from the air. I never saw her or the phone again...
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"Catched"?
What do you expect from an iPhone user.
Hay! I resembal that remak.
Wel you shouldn't throw your phone, but you probably didn't do that so catched looks kind of misplaced :) can't you report that women?
You should ask the performer to replace your stolen phone!
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You should ask the performer to replace your comment
I don't think that's how it works.
Because the performer is going to be all like yea dude, not a problem let's go to the apple store right now. Screw all these people that bought tickets to see me.
Good luck getting past security or in contact with them to even ask. And why would they care anyways? Contacting the venue security and giving them a description of the woman may be more helpful.
She "catched" (caught is a word, ya know?) your phone? Did you throw it in the air? Or did she GRAB it out of your hand? Also, if she was a "huge woman" like you say, how did she manage to disappear into the crowd so easily?
This huge woman was certainly a kind of ninja.
She works as a part-time magician.
Maybe OP means 'snatched'
I believe you mean caught.
1. Caught is perhaps the word you were looking for. 2. Unless you actually threw your phone (maybe it slipped?) then she can't have 'caught' it but could have 'grabbed' it. 3. If you use the find my iPhone app then trace that bitch to where she lives or get the police involved. 4. ? 5. Profit
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6. If she turns off the phone the find my iPhone thing is useless 7. That's a lot of numbers
12. I don't know how to count 16. Eye cannt spel
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That's racist
1. Catched? You mean cought? 2. Why would you even do that? 3. Sorry you got your phone stolen OP.
No, he meant caught.
she was kind of an opportunist ...
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She came in like a wrecking ball! She never moved so fast before!
Wouldn't it be easy to find a huge woman in a crowd?