Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago, and then, how stupid of me, I forgave him and took him back. I guess I had this coming. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, my husband cheated on me 8 hours into our marriage with one of the barmaids serving drinks at the party. He claimed he was drunk and thought she was me. Kind of hard to claim that when I clearly heard him moaning her name right before I caught them. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML
Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
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PrincessCastiel 27
I'm so sorry OP but I think in certain situations as ones like these which involve your significant other cheating on you, you just have to let him go. There's another man out there for you :)
tucansamTommyG 12
Damn op, you deserve much better
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Comments (106)
GetaVe 11
Cheaters don't get second chances. It's as simple as that.
rinithxxx 9
Erm... Get rid.
Sakuraashita 15
What an asshole, OP! You deserve better. Forget reconciling. Divorce that jerk!
inuyaka_fml 3
take his affairs, call a taxi, and tell him to go away!!!!!!
ShadowPsychosis 4
Gonna throw OP's husband a bone here, it may have been a complete accident and NOT because he was fantasising about the other woman. It could simply be habit, or maybe he was thinking how lucky etc he was that his wife took him back after the huge mistake he made with the other woman. It is the first time they had sex since she found out, the other woman wasn't necessarily on his mind for a "bad" reason, if he was feeling guilt or regret over the affair he could have been thinking "i was so stupid to go with *her name*" and accidentally said her name. Talking to someone and accidentally calling them the name of somebody you're talking/thinking about is pretty common. Maybe he's mortified by it and started apologising, crying etc, we don't know as OP didn't say.
allplayedout 20
You can either get out now and start healing or let this wound fester in you until the infection spreads to everything else in your marriage anyway. You did your best, nobody can fault you; now it's time to do the right thing for yourself.
zombombaby 18
I would have left him and never looked back the first time. Trust is gone.
luvdolphin 9
"I, Ross, take thee, Rachel" I'm sorry but this made me think of that. That really sucks though :(
Etweens96 25
A friend of mine's husband just cheated on her not too long ago. He also has an 11 month old daughter with my friend. I'm so sorry to hear this. I recommend either marriage couciling or divorce. Cause what he did is unforgivable in my book!
lionhead29 9
you deserved it a leopard can't change it's spots