Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago, and then, how stupid of me, I forgave him and took him back. I guess I had this coming. FML
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, my husband cheated on me 8 hours into our marriage with one of the barmaids serving drinks at the party. He claimed he was drunk and thought she was me. Kind of hard to claim that when I clearly heard him moaning her name right before I caught them. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML
Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
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Top comments
PrincessCastiel 27
I'm so sorry OP but I think in certain situations as ones like these which involve your significant other cheating on you, you just have to let him go. There's another man out there for you :)
tucansamTommyG 12
Damn op, you deserve much better
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Comments (106)
kmccain 27
The problem is the husband. She shouldn't be expected to change her beliefs because her husband can't stay monogamous.
chikinscratch00 8
Wow that's so awful.
Grimnirwher9 21
If OP's husband can't remain faithful, he shouldn't have started a monogamous relationship in the first place. The problem is with the husband, not with the relationship.
sturschaedel 27
I hope your couch is uncomfortable so he will suffer through the nights he will spend there until he gets his own place.
fwongraven 10
Polyamory is a valid lifestyle - but one that involves willing participation from all parties and consent from the beginning. This woman's husband was cheating and his behaviour is unacceptable. Don't push your own choices onto others.
PennyLane27 32
I had to look back to see where you're from, OP. Your husband sounds EXACTLY like my best friends almost ex husband! She's not from Alaska though. And her almost-ex would have said the other woman's name on purpose. Kick him to the curb! Ain't nobody got time for that!
ScarlieC 25
OP, You are awesome for being able to forgive him. He, on the other hand, is a jerk. If you're done with him but need some reassurance that you should go through with it, look up chumplady.com. She writes a no-nonsense blog about cheaters and chumps. If you still want to try to reconcile, I wish you the best of luck and I hope that you and your husband will work things out and be happy again.
SkiBunnyBB96 11
Oh gosh ): I'm so sorry to hear OP! You do deserve better!
ThePols 11
I'm all for fixing things when they're broken, but some things are unforgivable and unfixable. Tread lightly.
vikky538 29
are you Hillary Clinton ?