Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago, and then, how stupid of me, I forgave him and took him back. I guess I had this coming. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband left me for the whore he cheated on me with four years ago. I forgave him and took him back then. I guess I deserved this for being stupid and trusting him once again. FML
Today, after I found out my husband cheated on me and then yesterday had to stop him from trying to kill himself, he's now moved out and has decided that this is all my fault. FML
Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML
Today, after my wife broke my heart years ago when she cheated, I then met my sexual ying, and developed a napalm relationship, but she lost her marriage and relies on me for everything. So now I have FOUR human beings relying on me. Nobody should say anything but I deserved it. FML
Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, I found out the love of my life, my husband, is cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, his response was, "Don't blame me, you're the gullible bitch." FML
Today, it was mine and my fiancé's 4 year anniversary. What did he get me? Nothing, but I did find out he's been cheating on me with multiple women. Guess I’m back to 0 years. FML
Today, I found out my husband of four years has been cheating on me with his boss, who had been kind and treated me well. I never suspected it until I caught them in OUR bed. All he would ever do was come home and complain about how hard his job was. I guess that wasn't the only thing that was hard. FML
Today, I decided to go home and apologise to my husband for accusing him of having an affair. I came home to find him having sex with my mother. FML
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RichardPencil 32
So, the ***** became the wife and then he left her for you? Doesn't that make you the *****? Maybe instead of focusing on the other woman, you ought to realize what a piece of shit you ex-husband/current husband/ex-husband-to-be is. I know the heart wants what it wants, but sometimes the brain has to step in and bitch-slap some sense into the stupid heart!
poopface82 25
Your husband may be among the 90% of humanity that is complete and utter shit, and I won’t dispute that. But I wonder what you thought was going to happen when you took him back.
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RichardPencil 32
So, the ***** became the wife and then he left her for you? Doesn't that make you the *****? Maybe instead of focusing on the other woman, you ought to realize what a piece of shit you ex-husband/current husband/ex-husband-to-be is. I know the heart wants what it wants, but sometimes the brain has to step in and bitch-slap some sense into the stupid heart!
hkatz 9
I think OP means he cheated with this "*****" 4 years ago and she took him back. and now 4 years later he decided to leave his wife for that same "*****".
poopface82 25
Your husband may be among the 90% of humanity that is complete and utter shit, and I won’t dispute that. But I wonder what you thought was going to happen when you took him back.
Brightside86 31
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