HT BaaFly
United Kingdom
Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
oxbonxo
Australia
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
shrimp41
United States
Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
Anonymous
I'm normal, I swear
Today, I was doing weird voice impressions for my friend right before the doorbell rang and I had the front window open. The postman looked at me strangely, handed me my parcel and didn't say a word. FML
Anonymous
#LurkerForLife
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
pat
United Kingdom
Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML
Ava
Today, a jobless person felt sympathy for me because I work retail. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Snail mail
Today, after moving to a new house my life has fallen apart, paperwork lost, appointments missed, job offers rescinded, and now I know why. The postbox by my new house isn’t in use, so four months worth of the letters I've posted are sitting uncollected inside it. It even has a big "Not in use" sign on it. FML
Anonymous
Remember socialising?
Today, because of this fucking virus I was really excited to actually talk to another person. FML
LonelyAF
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
ariana
Relatable
Today, after a full year of absolutely zero social interaction, I realized that I don’t miss it. At all. FML
Top comments
kimee21_fml 15
Well, go out see friends, I don't know... Do something!
leadman1989 16
Post man - So how do you like this weather we're having? You - The clouds gather ominously thus darkness seems to cover my flesh, never leaving my cold bleeding heart. A great and heavy weight crushes my soul and pushes men asunder! Post man - Um? o.O right you... you have a nice day.
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Comments (68)
BbqKirbyAnn 0
Explains the "unemployed" part...
THE_A_TEEN 28
You need a life dude. :|
BlAcKxJe5uS 6
If it was a Mail Lady, you might be talkin to Lady Gaga.... and mail man wouldnt be much different
MerrikBarbarian 9
volunteer if you don't have work. it gets you meeting people and improves your odds of getting work
Commander223 9
*Inserts postman fetish **** video*
leadman1989 16
Mail sacks. ;)
Glockinator 2
So within several months you've only seen your mailman once? You either hide out in seclusion or you are a debt free not in collection unemployment person. Impressive
moodyreallyrocks 27
Hi….
William523 5
Join a church. That'll get you some social interaction.
Jdeluxh 12
Huh?
Man_in_Babylon 3
Get a hobby. Volunteer with Rotary, Boy/Girl Scouts, there's lots to do in every community if you just open your eyes and look around.
noplesh 3
maybe sinve you are unemployed, go out and look for a job!