HT BaaFly
United Kingdom
Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
oxbonxo
Australia
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
shrimp41
United States
Today, I realized that the only human being I have talked to in the last three days is the guy at the drive thru. FML
Anonymous
I'm normal, I swear
Today, I was doing weird voice impressions for my friend right before the doorbell rang and I had the front window open. The postman looked at me strangely, handed me my parcel and didn't say a word. FML
Anonymous
#LurkerForLife
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
pat
United Kingdom
Today, I got fired from my job as a postman, which I started yesterday. They fired me because I failed to deliver a bunch of papers to a road that no longer exists. FML
Ava
Today, a jobless person felt sympathy for me because I work retail. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Snail mail
Today, after moving to a new house my life has fallen apart, paperwork lost, appointments missed, job offers rescinded, and now I know why. The postbox by my new house isn’t in use, so four months worth of the letters I've posted are sitting uncollected inside it. It even has a big "Not in use" sign on it. FML
Anonymous
Remember socialising?
Today, because of this fucking virus I was really excited to actually talk to another person. FML
LonelyAF
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
ariana
Relatable
Today, after a full year of absolutely zero social interaction, I realized that I don’t miss it. At all. FML
Top comments
kimee21_fml 15
Well, go out see friends, I don't know... Do something!
leadman1989 16
Post man - So how do you like this weather we're having? You - The clouds gather ominously thus darkness seems to cover my flesh, never leaving my cold bleeding heart. A great and heavy weight crushes my soul and pushes men asunder! Post man - Um? o.O right you... you have a nice day.
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Comments (68)
dc46290 8
It would be even better if you were sending letters to yourself so the mailman had to come deliver them haha
all4pooh 4
Do you not have close family or friends??
Zombie65 0
Sorry all I see in this is that after months of unemployment and no social interaction........ maybe you should get off your arse put the game controller down and attempt to socialize with people who may hire you YDI not looking for another job
boredblonde 17
Introduce yourself to the local hobo and become best friends!
moodyreallyrocks 27
Nice….
moneyindabank 0
did u bang ur postman?
Slythrr 0
******* lazy ass. Get off your ass. Staying unemployed for many months. You totally deserve it.
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's called a horrible economy, and less jobs, GROW THE **** UP.
2tonekid 6
This seems a bit unrelated... Kinda like "I took a shower, Later I ate a banana" I'm sure those things happened but they have little relevance so YDI?
Froyoz 0
It's to bad they might be leaving soon...
tina1213 0
Wow u should consider going out n making friends
ggdawg24 0
NLS :o