Love: Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly... - FML

By Cheer4Life - 11/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Bloomington

Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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By pencilskirt - 22/03/2019 00:00

Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML

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By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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By Noname - 17/02/2009 08:30 - Canada

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

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By fatbabysyndrome - 18/12/2012 17:33 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He seemed excited, and said we should make the baby fat so he can bounce her on his lap and watch her double chin jiggle. Just to prove he's serious, he's been searching for high-calorie foods for babies. FML

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By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia

Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML

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By fatpreggo - 07/08/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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zoegirl_455 30

Tuesday 12 November 2013 0:48

These are the kind of reactions you can expect when you make comments about weight...sorry :/

rhcpgurl 18

Tuesday 12 November 2013 0:48

At least he was trying to make a compliment. Keyword: Trying.

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laurieblue 1

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:11

atleast he said you look good, even though it sounds like he says you look pregnant......jaaaa not so sure if it was a compliment or not, don't feel bad, guys are stupid like that

UndeadxArmy 5

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:12

Well if he wants to have kids with you that means he really likes you. And that's a good thing...right?

AntiPrude 26

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:13

Well, whilst it would be wise and life-bettering to get in shape, your boyfriend sounds like an asshole. So much for a supportive partner..

MzZombicidal 36

Tuesday 12 November 2013 8:29

How is he an asshole? It was a lot better than him outright calling her fat. Besides, fishing for compliments never really ends well.

AntiPrude 26

Tuesday 12 November 2013 14:41

@113 yeh soz i read it as him being the one who said she 'wasnt exactly thin', and technically by the way OP worded the FML it could be either of them that said that first part.

awilliams44 9

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:13

At least he didn't say "yeah ur fat"

BreathlessInk 15

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:15

I'd take that as a compliment, though a kind of misguided one, if anything. It means that regardless of your weight, he finds you attractive.

McPickleStache 10

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:19

hey, at least he tried, give the man a freebie

sabrinalynn22 19

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:21

It doesn't matter how you look as long as he loves you no matter what.

jh921971 10

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:26

What is he supposed to say?

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:31

I am not sure if to call that insulting or not...

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 12 November 2013 1:53

Certainly not the worst insult, but definitely not the best compliment All the same, it's not /bad/ that he finds you attractive

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