Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
I would have vomited right back, starting a cycle Family guy once portraided so beautifully
TC1_fml 0
Oh I already smell the YDI for having a piercing shitstorm incoming... :D FYL, could be worse though, there's plenty of stories 'bout tongue + clit. hood getting locked up etc. :P
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Comments (169)
lem0n_fml 0
i've never met a gay guy with a tongue piercing, actually.
BioMajor12 0
That is what you get for getting a gross dumb looking piercing. Stupid piercing for stupid people.
Pandasaur 0
That's your opinion. Name-calling because someone does something that isn't attractive to you just makes you look childish. Grow up a little and try again.
dddestan 2
Thats gross. :')
22jrdn55 15
no shit lmao sorry but i had to say it
SomeRandomGuy18 0
Tongue piercings are gross. YDI.
IFUCKINLOVETEA 0
im a guy with it done and i am none of those? and clearly he's not gay if he has a girlfriend.
_electricbonbon 0
Never said they were dating. OP just called him "this guy".
f_j_yp 0
LOL! OH MY GOD! THIS MADE MY DAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SUCK
drumhellermd 0
ok that is just wring on so many levels
MeandSunnyD 0
wtf kind of tongue ring did u have? either you're both idiots or...... no ur both idiots
abitesizedcow 1
ewwwww
the_holy_one 0
way to go....