Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
I would have vomited right back, starting a cycle Family guy once portraided so beautifully
TC1_fml 0
Oh I already smell the YDI for having a piercing shitstorm incoming... :D FYL, could be worse though, there's plenty of stories 'bout tongue + clit. hood getting locked up etc. :P
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Comments (169)
sweetj2 0
#46, its called typing errors.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
The other day I asked a friend of mine, who had a tongue piercing, if her boyfriend got a tongue piercing too if they could get stuck together. She said no, but this is my new answer~
thorvath 0
this is a fake one! its impossible to get tongue rings stuck together. this is really really stupid.
brenbert 0
I'm calling BS!
zkng 0
oh come on, if u really did hurl in his mouth he would have pulled back reactively and ripped both your piercings out
zimandme123 0
true, very true.. x)
cornsnake 0
thats why you should not get piercings.
kiwi0605 0
Hahahaha, this made my day! Sucks for you though. And for him..
another_guy 0
FHL?
darkshadow_fml 0
YDI for having a stupid piercing. not to mention making out with a guy with a stupid piercing AND For not even thinking that this might happen.
22jrdn55 15
1) You're disgusting. 2) its not Fyourlife, its Fhislife. 3) How dumb are you? One piercing/condom per intercourse. 4) What happens next? Did he dump you?