By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 14:41 - Germany
Same thing different taste
By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 12:36 - Hungary - Budapest
By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 02:22 - United States
Work work work work
By ghk - 26/09/2021 20:00
By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 18:55 - United States - Escondido
Crockery story
By WasteOfOxygen08 - 23/06/2019 04:34
Thanks for your support
By SocialSuicide - 17/11/2021 04:58
By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States
You're next
By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 01:00 - United States - West Valley City
So unfair
By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 04:47 - United States - Peoria
The stench
By Anonymous - 17/05/2022 14:00
Top comments
Comments
hahhaahajjajajaa u can do it
Yes you can! Don't keep trying to use your "fever" as an excuse to get out of chores. Moms know when their kids are lying
yes yes you must train for the future! When your kid is sick make him/her clean the house as revenge!! OR you can make her a dammih
I wud have riskedd being grounded and wud have said do it yourself and fall asleep.
if you've been in bed for a week, ure actually making it worse by staying in bed. you actually have to get up and do stuff if you want to get better - no joke. that doesn't mean scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush, but it's a good idea to walk around, get the mail, do the dishes, sweep the floor.. something light. u have to fight the sickness or you just keep feeling worse
good motha.
heh heh... do it slowly ? THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
your mum is win
oh wait I was first ;)
These FMLs suck....
49 ikr? it seems like today's fmls are " today I tripped FML" kind of fmls
ydi for being selfish
Exactly #56, I want more of the ones that are actually good
waaahhh let's all cry. just clean and then go back to bed. this isn't a fml, it's you complaining because you're lazy.
how is this an fml? it isn't even that bad. stop complaining
Boo freakin hoo. Suck it up. I know I sound like an insensetive jerk but, that cause I am. I have no sympathy for crybabies that want people to feel bad for them, just becase they had to clean their house while they felt a little under the weather. Try tearing out a fence, then putting it back in while it's 100+ degrees out, while haveing to dig a hole that's 5 1/2 feet deep by 2 1/2 feet across in clay, with post hole diggers for a corner post. then we'll talk.
lmao that's what my mom does all the time. did you try crying and saying "mommy why is god punishing me like this. I haven't done anything wrong so why is he torturing me?" that got me chill time and when I got better I got thirty bucks in my pocket to "enjoy being a healthy teenager."
How about risking your brain and spell words correctly, if you can. "Wud" is "would", and "risked" has only one "d". Come on, people, spelling like this between friends is one thing. But posting messages and comments for the world to see shows either your lack of education or you're too lazy to type a few extra letters.
I was first where did it go ;(
moms are right ;)
Heartless
ooh shes niicee,
say pftt you can do it faster
wow that sucks sorry
make me a sammich while your at it
C'mon, slack-ass! You've been a parasite to your family for a week, it's about time you do a little work. She IS allowing it to be done slowly -- that woman is a saint!
asshole, you ever had the flu? takes a while to get healthy again
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
C'mon, slack-ass! You've been a parasite to your family for a week, it's about time you do a little work. She IS allowing it to be done slowly -- that woman is a saint!
if you've been in bed for a week, ure actually making it worse by staying in bed. you actually have to get up and do stuff if you want to get better - no joke. that doesn't mean scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush, but it's a good idea to walk around, get the mail, do the dishes, sweep the floor.. something light. u have to fight the sickness or you just keep feeling worse