Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML
Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
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f_alltheirlives 3
I would have vomited right back, starting a cycle Family guy once portraided so beautifully
TC1_fml 0
Oh I already smell the YDI for having a piercing shitstorm incoming... :D FYL, could be worse though, there's plenty of stories 'bout tongue + clit. hood getting locked up etc. :P
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Comments (169)
roflstephh 0
its a straight bar. i honestly fail to see how anyone could get it stuck with anyone elses, no matter what they have on either end. the ONLY way i can see how it might get stuck is if you had a horse shoe looking ring in there, that might make a bit of sense. i dunno, someone explain to me how it would get stuck otherwise.
TC1_fml 0
Sorta the same way as you can put a 100W light bulb IN your mouth, but can't take it OUT later. You get them together with the balls (yeah, I know how good this one sounds :D ), one hooked behind the other & then find out you can't stretch your tongue out enough to unhook them. Really, google it, I'd bet there's even pictures, 'cause this happens quite often.
tcnorden 0
:( I feel bad for that poor guy! Hopefully you didn't eat like onions or something before this, just a lot of breath mints like most girls ;) and the puke smelled minty-fresh! Hahaha, for all you freaks out there, I do know that this is impossible because your stomach blah blah blah... #18
evilbrent 0
no you cannot have a tongue piercing!! why not dad?! what's the worst that could happen??
timtam24 0
to be fair it would be worse for him
The_Pleb 0
YBDI For having tongue piercings, But YDI more for puking
amylouiseeee 0
Nice.
iFruit 0
Aren't tongue piercings very difficult for that reason, and also because they get very dirty when you eat?
lem0n_fml 0
nahh, they don't get too dirty from eating. as long as you brush your teeth at least twice a day, you're all set. i've had mine pierced for 6 months and it's never gotten infected or anything.
Dreamworld_fml 0
Mmmm ya this is exactly the kind of story you wanna wake up to in the morning. Delicious...*presses finger to lips while holding back the chuncks* This is definitely a FHL. Poor guy. It sucks cuz that would have totally been funny and kinda cute for a while being stuck together like that, but then the spewing just kills it completely. Oh well...good times ; )
cmac86 24
ydi for making out with random people.
RagePX 0
ydi for kissing a douchebag with a tonguepiercing ! haha
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
Nothing wrong with piercings but you really should have thought it through and tried to be careful if you both have them especially if you dont have simple ones which dont get in the way of much.