Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, it's my sixth month of working out 5 days a week, watching what I eat while my family eats like kings, and only losing 2lbs. It's also the day husband said he misses my 20 year-old body and no longer finds me attractive, but that's okay because he "loves me anyways and it's good to know where we stand." FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, my husband said he thinks of me as more of a roommate than a romantic interest, and he’s wouldn't be that attracted to me unless I lose another 20 pounds. I was just celebrating that I’d lost 5 pounds already in April. Stress makes it harder to lose weight. FML
Today, even after loving him unconditionally, my originally 340 pound morbidly obese husband, who within the past two years lost almost 200 pounds, left me because now, he "can do so much better". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, I was proudly telling my husband that I only gained 8 lbs throughout the pregnancy thus far. I usually obsess over my weight, so it was a great accomplishment for me. He then turned and pinched my arms, saying, "Well, looks like all the fat migrated to your arms." FML
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xKites 4
Apparently so does his.
speckledots 29
He won't be acting that way when other heads start turning in your direction.
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Comments (154)
skyeyez9 25
Keep up with the healthy lifestyle choices. In the meantime make yourself hot and (if you want) college educated on his dime, then divorce his ungrateful ass. If he doesnt appreciate you, sooner or later, another man will come along and will....then the ex will be jealous and prob want you back. You can tell the ex to eat a dick.
stoptrying 9
Don't take this morons advice. Just because he's rude doesn't mean he deserves to have all of his money taken away out of spite.
crazytwinsmom 25
What makes you think she's not already college educated?
HRBINGER0fdeath 3
Time for a divorce. You don't deserve that.
gioo_fml 6
Get rid of the stupid moron you don't deserve that he's scared you'll leave him. So leave you can get way better!!
bluetech 12
You deserve better than that clown.
freakguy455 0
Make him a sandwich.....
SwtCherryPie 26
You shouldnt be doing that kind of stuff for someone else. Do it for yourself and at least you will be satisfied. Screw everyone else.
katie887 2
Dump him, u deserve better.
noisebox 1
I think you should move on now, and if you do your butt won't hurt any more...
melody309 35
Why would he marry her if he didn't even like her?
JoeGrant 12
I was thinking the same thing 83.
Slackness 10
What a conceited wanker, I am sure he scores well on the *nice person scale*. I could say you could do better, but it would inappropriate.