Today, I thought everyone was smiling at me because they liked...

By RichardPencil - 07/10/2016 10:32 - United States

Today, I thought everyone was smiling at me because they liked my "skateboarding behind a police motorcycle" prank. Turns out, they all saw the open sewer manhole 10 metres ahead. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 10:45 - United States

Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2018 20:30

Today, while riding to the skate park, I noticed a gorgeous blonde walking towards me. She gave me a smile as I passed so I turned and looked behind me to get a second glance. I rode my BMX straight into a light pole in front of a pub patio full of people. She saw it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

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By Kat - 08/11/2008 07:51 - France

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

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By PaperInfection - 23/11/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I fell in a hole in my back yard and got stuck. My mother called the fire department. They all stood around laughing and taking pictures before they helped me. FML

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By MasterMcrib - 17/04/2016 20:33 - United States - Highland Park

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

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By @juicy0rphans - 17/12/2021 17:01

Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 14:13 - United States

Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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By YipYop - 20/01/2016 04:06 - United States - Brandon

Today, I rode a skateboard down a street past a busy two-story outdoor cafe. As I rode by, a group of people thought it'd be funny to kick stray pebbles at my wheels, trying to make me trip. It worked. My backpack ripped open in the process letting all my school-work float away in the wind. FML

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Friday 7 October 2016 13:23

He's in for a hole lot of pain.

JothamHousden 17

Friday 7 October 2016 20:22

I swear this guy is the only cute member of staff for FML.

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ifuckuprandomly 28

Friday 7 October 2016 13:23

He's in for a hole lot of pain.

caliguy08 17

Friday 7 October 2016 19:05

#SkateOrDie#T&CSurf#LordsOfDogTown

JothamHousden 17

Friday 7 October 2016 20:22

I swear this guy is the only cute member of staff for FML.

sam6691 13

Friday 7 October 2016 23:24

Rubbish

RichardPencil 30

Friday 7 October 2016 23:52

Thank you! And thank you for the opportunity to have such fun.

cuz803 44

Saturday 8 October 2016 18:59

Meh

espeo92 2

Wednesday 12 October 2016 21:04

So the cop drove straight into the open manhole how unfortunate

thatdumbass 7

Sunday 29 January 2017 1:46

so this is the Netherlands guys the police is everything but violent and you can smoke weed wherever you like to smoke weed

Cubanloverllera 12

Friday 4 August 2017 4:40

how is that a prank?

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