Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
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Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
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dimerneckel 22
Did you also call someone to ask where your phone was?
Steve95401 49
Did you also search madly for your glasses only to realize they were perched on your forehead?
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Comments (35)
may14th 26
this is totally something I would do
Teyros 24
Better than locking your keys in the car I guess. My step dad does it like every other week.
iwanttogotoparis 26
At least you weren't waiting for hours
Gurtol 9
how did you manage to forget that?
Cads1 24
Lol, fool.
Pauline96_fml 20
We all have those moments. It's ok
Cads1 24
No, not all of us.
abNormal62 23
It sounds like you stopped to think, and then forgot to start again
sleepisweak 22
here's your sign.
adnanrm18 12
haha things happen haha sometimes we forget :p
Altrnate_Reality 14
Must've been a long day for you, OP. :) it happens to the best of us