Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML
Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML
Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car while the engine was running. I called roadside assistance, waited 40 minutes, then watched a stranger walk past, point at the unlocked passenger door, and open it for me. FML
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dimerneckel 22
Did you also call someone to ask where your phone was?
Steve95401 49
Did you also search madly for your glasses only to realize they were perched on your forehead?
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Comments (35)
emi008 11
smoooooooth
i_lik_tomaters 21
And this is why i use the same key chain for all my keys
phantomofmind 14
It's ok OP we all have those days
usmc_sean 8
You definitely deserved it.
A_Little_Girl77 12
Lol perfect! I mean don't we all put our house key on the same keychain as our car key xD
A_Little_Girl77 12
Some dick is "thumbs down"ing everything -_-
Roseberry3 12
I have been there. You are not alone! We are just keeping life interesting, and keeping everyone on their toes! . I told my husband when something similar happened, that it was just a drill. Now if I call, and need something, I have to tell him "this is not a drill!" Lol
MsReblDozr 9
I don't understand. If you locked your keys in your house, how did you get into your car?..
anttrinidad960 2
its called a hide away key have ur spare car key n house key