Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
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Top comments
BRLHP 24
Good luck retrieving that butterfingers.
SexyQueen0905 24
Now you need a new ring and a new toothbrush.
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Comments (76)
RyBond007 2
The REAL story of how Sauron lost the One Ring.
4x4kid 7
so u used a tooth brush to get ur ring that's kinda nasty hope it was his
dickgrayson 9
Tough luck, OP, but it may be in the trap in the piping below the sink. Try unscrewing it and looking in there. Good luck!
cheeseygeek 12
Not sure why you wouldn't put the plug in the sink. Seems careless.
catlikereflexes 5
Stuart Little can get it for you
reaxion 25
Nothing worse than losing your ring in the bathroom! Preparation H may help with that.
kappinlivy 9
Suck it up and put you finger in tht hole
djPanda 8
Don't use the sink and CALL A ******* PLUMBER!!! Next time use a drain plug
Dusty_Busters 15
Open up the P-trap, I bet your ring is still in there! Good luck op ps the P-trap is the part of the drain pipe that kind of looks like a "P" on it's side. Although it would probably be easier to call a plumber
gribbsggg 5
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