Miscellaneous: Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the...

By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML

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By joy - 07/02/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 05:01

Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By needanewphone - 22/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, while I was getting ready to take a shower, I placed my phone on the counter next to the toilet. While I was washing my hair, someone called me. My phone was on vibrate, so I didn't hear it until it vibrated off the counter and into the toilet. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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BRLHP 24

Sunday 17 November 2013 16:30

Good luck retrieving that butterfingers.

SexyQueen0905 24

Sunday 17 November 2013 16:32

Now you need a new ring and a new toothbrush.

Comments

Carebeareatu 23

Sunday 17 November 2013 16:48

I have that sort of luck. This is why we can't have nice things, op.

Shleebs 12

Sunday 17 November 2013 16:49

Sounds to me like you were never meant to have it.

shiney100893 15

Sunday 17 November 2013 17:00

That's ridiculous bad luck. If you take out the pipes it should be easy enough to retrieve. Then you should head straight to the jewelers and get it re-sized. Like pronto!

random_cashmere 25

Tuesday 19 November 2013 23:01

But OP should probably clean it first

jmacfan1 16

Sunday 17 November 2013 17:08

Time to check the pea trap

krupa1017 18

Sunday 17 November 2013 17:14

Ouch, husband/fiancé is gonna be mad!

ZomBgal 12

Sunday 17 November 2013 17:33

There has been an influx of bathroom-related FML's this weekend.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 17 November 2013 17:34

Bad luck times two...just take the pipe of the sink...you should get it out I had to do that to get a hairspray cap out of the sink at my girlfriends...

XBurytheCastleX 25

Sunday 17 November 2013 17:39

Buy a mouse, train it to walk on its hind legs and talk, name it Stewart, show it the movie Stewart little, dress it up, give it a tiny helmet with a flashlight, get a thread and send it down the drain. Problem solved.