Money: Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 02:09 - United States

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

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By iwantmoney - 22/07/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

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By :/ - 03/12/2012 01:57 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

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By nowimbroketoo - 22/07/2013 17:47 - Australia - Beaumaris

Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML

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Little darling

By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 03:10 - Canada

Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 22:49 - United States

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML

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By Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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Brat era

By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2012 05:29 - United States - Dallas

Today, my boss asked me if he could pay me in gum. Thinking he was playing around, I agreed. He wasn't playing around. FML

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kickazz16 15

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:35

That was rude.

thebeautybleeds 17

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:35

Why would you even say that?

Comments

tommyfox 19

Saturday 26 November 2011 13:42

YDI!!!!!!! Jerk!!!!!!

Kahuna382000 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 13:45

You rock my world.

Notime4bull 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 13:54

Kid, this isn't Call of Duty, you can't insult someone and expect to get away with it. In the real world, saying something like this about someone's grandmother will get you a black eye.

Slimma 20

Saturday 26 November 2011 14:03

Wow. The guy was obviously just joking around and you... OP you are a straight up ass. Really... you're just an asshole.

pibbman 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 14:05

you have to be joking. there is NO argument anyone can rationally make defending this ass. you babysat(past tense only I hope) a child. did he say can I stick trident on your ****? doesn't sound like it... have fun inhaling **** with all your free time from not babysitting anymore

bieberfreak18 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 14:29

Who says that to the person they work for?

crackerjack13 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 19:08

I do!

Urpointis 1

Saturday 26 November 2011 15:11

His comment was stupid, but what you said was really stupid

mfbeezy11 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 15:32

Looks like the last time they'll be paying you. Ydi for being an ass!

Joshawott 21

Saturday 26 November 2011 15:36

To be fair, that was an assholish comment. Also, how do you breath in a solid penis?

alex540150 9

Saturday 26 November 2011 15:39

Why the hell would you say that? Are you trying to not get asked back? He was obviously kidding, and that's a stupid, horrible joke to make back at him. He shouldnt have paid you after that. Ugh.