Money: Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 02:09 - United States

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

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By iwantmoney - 22/07/2011 00:20 - United States

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

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By :/ - 03/12/2012 01:57 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML

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By nowimbroketoo - 22/07/2013 17:47 - Australia - Beaumaris

Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2016 04:27 - Australia - Clayton

Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2012 03:10 - Canada

Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2012 22:49 - United States

Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML

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By Nick - 20/07/2013 19:37 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML

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Brat era

By bastards - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2012 05:29 - United States - Dallas

Today, my boss asked me if he could pay me in gum. Thinking he was playing around, I agreed. He wasn't playing around. FML

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kickazz16 15

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:35

That was rude.

thebeautybleeds 17

Saturday 26 November 2011 5:35

Why would you even say that?

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4funzies 13

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:07

Dumb as hell.

Rey24 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:08

You need to have your mouth washed out with soap.. That was so inappropriate, and the fact that you put it on fml to try to get sympathy for it, is pathetic.

MCRaddict 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:27

ydi asshole

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 26 November 2011 21:59

Wow he was obviously messing...

brina53 4

Saturday 26 November 2011 22:22

Nice. he was making joking w u& u go& insult him... ur lucky all u got was a scowl, my dad wudda whooped ur ass

Chuck88 2

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:29

Bahahaha

terrask 11

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:53

Totally worth it by my standards. No FYL or YDI just FA. F***in Awesome.

MineIsBigger 5

Saturday 26 November 2011 23:59

the kind of dudes that volunteer to babysit are the ones that have another agenda in mind. examples include using the house for a party or robbing the house. some sickos also experiment sex with the kids or even worse break the homeowners tv and other stuff