Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML
Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, I got to my log cabin after an hour's hiking. I lit the fire because it was freezing and my stupid dog sniffed the fire, looked me in the eye, then jumped right into the fire and knocked the logs everywhere. My cabin is now ashes and I had an hour's hike back to my car with my stupid dog. FML
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sorandomgirl 0
Ouch! That's cold -_-
Buttsexpirate 9
I bet he was holding it in just for that moment.
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Comments (138)
Xcherrypie 16
Better that then the dog pissing over it leaving a steaming pile of yellow sludge.
jonriise18 3
Wow. Soooo many people have issues with this it's f'n ridiculous. You mean THAN!!!
Xcherrypie 16
Uh-oh, my grammar slipped for a second. I do apolgise.
AnagenisisZagus 13
Keep your panties on, 52.
bmwguy01 8
I no I hate wen people us bad grammer and misspell stuff! thanks 52 for getting the word out
youngsofly 13
Haha, this is hilarious!
MaceFaceLOL 8
Or terrifying. I see it like this. "I was just minding my own business building a little igloo for orphans to sleep in. I didn't have enough money to build houses so I just built an igloo. All of the sudden I heard a beast. It was a 3 headed dog coming straight for my creation of happiness. It then desecrated inside the igloo. The hardest part was sending the orphans back to the orphanage."
AfroD 0
Freak !
MaceFaceLOL 8
D:
MaceFaceLOL 8
Wtf I'm a freak? You are the one holding a knife to your face while you have a finger over your lips. Rapist much?
sarbear293 4
At least he didn't pee on it and melt it!
lizard399 0
This igloo is mine!! Ahaha.. I mean.. Bark!!
MaceFaceLOL 8
*kicks #20 into the pile of dog shit that I pushed out of the igloo.
lizard399 0
*tears* my new igloo is going to be cooler anyways!
MaceFaceLOL 8
:O can I come? >:D -hides plan for igloo destroyer-
MandyMeow_fml 18
Maybe that was his way of saying that he's taking over the igloo.. Dogs want cool forts too
navik23 6
Holy **** you're ugly :o
datguyuno 5
A shovel works nicely
Jonkbaby 23
take a dump in his doghouse.. that'll show him
MaceFaceLOL 8
Wtf^
H00K_M 8
Your dog can build igloos? That's amazing!!
digitaleurydice 7
Heh... and he's a funny, vindictive little guy too. The dog spent three hours building an igloo for the OP, getting it just right, and then shat in it!
reddudeover 2
That's some cold... *BITES TONGUE*