A
United States
Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
dirtyfoot
United States
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Imnotfromhere
Slippin' and a slidin'
Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML
hoo flung pu
United States
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
morphea
Chantepie, France
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Steve
Self-defeating move
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
holyshitsnacks
Woodstock, Canada
Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML
Really
United States
Bad boy
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
hadtocleanthemess
Canada
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Anonymous
Nature calls
Today, I got to my log cabin after an hour's hiking. I lit the fire because it was freezing and my stupid dog sniffed the fire, looked me in the eye, then jumped right into the fire and knocked the logs everywhere. My cabin is now ashes and I had an hour's hike back to my car with my stupid dog. FML
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sorandomgirl 0
Ouch! That's cold -_-
Buttsexpirate 9
I bet he was holding it in just for that moment.
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Comments (138)
Troggie69 0
I might feel bad... Was your igloo exceptionally badass?
gjcool123 10
Who builds igloos and still has Internet connection or phone connection..
picklemonger 13
Holy shit!
StromyG2 10
Can't you recognize a compliment? The puppy was telling you that your igloo is the shit!
DarkJediLove 19
It is an act of war! You built on his domain and now he is calling you out!
AliCat18 12
why the **** are you building an igloo in the first place?
idoam 8
Shit happens.
kei1108 13
That sucks! Just pickup the poop with a plastic bag and scoop up a little bit of the snow underneath! Great job on building an igloo!
bwhahaha_fml 10
What I want to know is how the heck do you have snow down in the us but up here in Canada all we see is grass :s
OfficeNinja 5
What else can a dog give as a house(igloo)warming gift?