Today, after I spent nearly three hours building an igloo, my dog decided it would be a nice to enter it and take a shit. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, my dog decided to take a poop at the top of an icy hill. Being a good citizen, I went to clean it up. Guess who slipped and wore the poop all the way down the hill… FML
Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, my dog discovered his new toilet by taking a dump on his own bowl. FML
Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, I got to my log cabin after an hour's hiking. I lit the fire because it was freezing and my stupid dog sniffed the fire, looked me in the eye, then jumped right into the fire and knocked the logs everywhere. My cabin is now ashes and I had an hour's hike back to my car with my stupid dog. FML
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sorandomgirl 0
Ouch! That's cold -_-
Buttsexpirate 9
I bet he was holding it in just for that moment.
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Comments (138)
skyeyez9 25
Your dog was leaving his poop there to claim ownership of your igloo. Sort of like the kid who licks the last slice of pizza to gross others out, leaving him to get the last slice.
NightJack 0
Wow! Your dog can build an igloo?
d_unsub 12
lol
Wolvander88 19
talk about house-warming.
Franklin24 3
You made em a new dog house or should I say out house
legresley85 1
He probably thought you built him an outhouse. How nice of you :).
wriptidez 0
retard parents
petra84 3
At least frozen poop is easy to clean...
hurrican_fml 0
Shit happens
pagullarka 9
Double Ouch!
PenisJam 2
Sounds like you did a shitty job