Today, after I'd spent $3,000 dollars in preparations to move in with my girlfriend of 2 and 1/2 years, she confessed she's a mental patient who stole someone else's identity. She was telling the truth. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a text message confessing that she's been cheating on me. Apparently she regretted telling me the truth, because when I confronted her face-to-face, she claimed her roommate had sent it as a prank. She doesn't have a roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my housemate revealed her supposed loss of function of her arm was all a lie. I spent hours in the ER with her and had to go to work the next day. Last time she lied about cancer. I'm stuck sharing with her for another 7 months. FML
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Top comments
larselduderino 0
After you spent two and a half years with this broad, how could you not notice she was a mental patient? Not only that, but if it took you THIS LONG to notice, what difference does it make if she is or isn't? As far as spending that much money to move in with YOUR GIRLFRIEND... well you're just a moron for that. No sympathy deserved.
greenltrn2003 0
crazy bitch huh?
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Comments (86)
chellinha93 0
HAHA... you love her don't you?? then forgive her... and move on...
gonzolove 0
Two and a half years? I don't know... And 3,000 dollars, seriously? You are totally getting ripped off. I paid $1040 for the security deposit on my place, and I thought that THAT was a lot, but three grand? Man, you better figure some shit out.
Puolukka 4
Maybe he bought some furniture or appliances as well...
gonzolove 0
I suppose that is always a possibility.
IndigoKitty 3
oh come on, this has to be fake. your telling me that this woman a "mental patient" patient implying she was in hospital, broke out, stole someones ID and hasn't been caught for 2 and a half years? if she was in an asylum, they'd have been looking for her, and she'd have had a condition serious enough to have needed locking up, one that would surely be noticeable after 2 years. if she can function in society for that long with no apparant "crazy" behaviour, then she wouldn't have needed to steal someone elses ID, because she'd be more or less normal and living her own life, maybe medicated.
monster_tamer 11
Some people are put in a mental institution or asylum even if they don't need to. It happens. Not saying she probably doesn't have issues, but suggesting that in her time at the asylum/institution, she recovered or made significant improvements? Who knows?
GreenHacker 0
nvm.
nokillnobeepbeep 0
She wasn't lying when she said she was crazy in love.
DoomJeff91 2
Nice man. How come more people haven't admired this comment?
tomakobriefs 11
At least she came clean?
Kairos_fml 0
Are those two related? http://www.fmylife.com/love/5810614
AKC1 0
I think I dated her, too.
moonlight_daze 8
Oh, well. It happens.
seachristie 0
This sounds like bullshit and like the storyline of the movie and book Choke by Chuck P.
Jakester 0
How can you prove that this guy deliberatley ripped this fml story off some movie/book that a good majority of people dont even know what it is? Im sure as hell that I never knew that it never existed. This may be a coincidence that this fml story and this movie/book happen to be similar.
possumawesome 0
tootally sounds like choke! if was written by the guy who wrote fight club, not that obscure! :)
trebizond 0
she was lying. she just doesn't like you. i'm mostly joking.