Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
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Top comments
Exodiafinder687 58
Is there a huge gaping hole in your wall? If not then we can assume that she didn't come in like a wrecking ball.
RobinGoodfellow 47
That is definitely one of the more terrifying cutouts you could have found. I feel your pain/horror.
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Comments (93)
ChildrenOfFilth 12
She doesn't need permission. She's everywhere...
CaliCassanova 14
Haha YDI u know u wanted it! Haha
pandalover69 26
Unless you actually know the OP then don't assume he wanted someone to come into his/her home without permission and put a life size poster in Op's bedroom.
greekhoplite 4
OP, if you find out what happened, please share.
waaaaaaaat 5
Hopefully not of a scene from Wrecking ball...
mojobanks 8
This sounds like the beginning of a Criminal Minds episode. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
kirbs19 37
I was thinking the same thing!
DropTheDaggerxx 31
This MIGHT not be so bad if Derek Morgan or Spencer Reid came to your rescue. Might. Very, very tiny "might".
Puffpie 24
This made me laugh :)
rainbowdonnareed 18
You need a 51/50 psych hold! You not only have more then one persona living in your head but it has weird taste! Good luck Sybil
cheeeksss 29
So far, there's no YDI's. Haha that's so great. It's like "Shit, bro. No one deserves to be terrified like that. I'm so sorry!" OP- do you own your apartment or have a landlord who might have a copy of your key? That's pretty creepy, in all seriousness. Edit: okay, now there are YDI's... Lol
PaulieXP 16
More like nobody deserves to have Miley in their house
MzZombicidal 36
She can't stop... She won't stop...
elcee1987 18
It was in your bedroom?? Guess you're not sleeping tonight..