Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
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Top comments
Exodiafinder687 58
Is there a huge gaping hole in your wall? If not then we can assume that she didn't come in like a wrecking ball.
RobinGoodfellow 47
That is definitely one of the more terrifying cutouts you could have found. I feel your pain/horror.
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Comments (93)
bubba41102 6
So someone broke into your house, to put a Miley Cirus cutout there, that is really weird, why would anyone do that
middlenamefrank 8
You gotta hand it to someone, as pranks go, that's a great one! Randomly break into someone's apartment and do nothing but put up a Miley picture. Epic.
Goblin182 27
Is anyone else hope Miley and Justin hook up . . .and move to Canada?
TallMist 32
Not even Miley deserves the torture of Bieber.
kiki1705 20
Woah, FYL. I guess she came in like a wrecking ball...
janfleury 19
Change the locks and be extra careful with where you put your keys.
WasabiMars 21
It's time to change your locks OP.
purepumpkin 12
Anyone could have called your landlord and said "Can you put this in this dude's apartment?
HallahBackGirl 12
Well, just act as if it were your birthday... So, happy birthday!
greencurtains74 11
It was almost certainly your landlord or someone with an elaborate plan and knowledge of the buildings duct work.
lidool_zoppy 8
creepy!