Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, I came home from a long day from work, only to find a strange woman in my apartment. She explained that my roommate told her it was OK to spend a few days here. I guess he forgot that the room was mine. FML
Today, I found a note on the front door of my flat saying, "You left your keys in your garage door so I put them in your letter box". Guess where my letter box key is. FML
Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
Today, I couldn't find my key so I sat against the wall to wait for my roommate to get home. I fell asleep. When I woke up a few hours later, I could hear her inside. She chose not to wake me up and let me in. FML
Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML
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Top comments
Exodiafinder687 58
Is there a huge gaping hole in your wall? If not then we can assume that she didn't come in like a wrecking ball.
RobinGoodfellow 47
That is definitely one of the more terrifying cutouts you could have found. I feel your pain/horror.
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Comments (93)
MrCantgetright 4
its a message from the universe; you need to **** Miley Cyrus to prevent armageddon.
zykrithium 22
Party in the USA
PheonixLady 8
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stepmommy 5
Tyler Durden did it.
benikora 8
It's times like this you need a 'WTF' button
noamoa9 20
that's just plain scary dude FYL
IzzieN64 11
Run.
tinyalmeida 11
Time to change your locks!!!! Sounds like you could have a creepo in your life!!
enzo875 4
Do you have a balcony or windows not on the ground floor? People often don't lock upper floor windows thinking that just because they can't climb up their no one else can
seemo82 19
schizophrenia buddy