Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML
Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, my wife and I were having amazing make up sex after several months of painful separation. Halfway through, she screamed for me to stop, climbed off the bed, and ran into the bathroom. She spent an hour screaming and crying, then came out and emotionlessly told me to leave. FML
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
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Haterman123 0
WTF who has break up sex
ThereIsNoFork 0
So what's the difference?
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Comments (125)
pachecogirl 0
wow, great boyfriend, so sorrry! /:
hersonNNN 0
either way you both got some
lovesteph3523 0
love your hair
ThereIsNoFork 0
How can he see?
MetalFish 0
it's a dude?!
blondymoments 2
you still got some didn't you?
lovesteph3523 0
great boyfriend you got there:)
Person1233 13
FML, I am disappoint. My comments never show up.
lovesteph3523 0
same here... it took me 4 times until my comment showed up:(
perdix 31
If the break-up sex was that great for him, he'll soon come crawling back to you to give you that make-up sex you crave. Then, you'll get all bitchy again, he'll dump you and stick you with the break-up sex. And the cycle repeats. . . You'll be known as the unstable, hot-sex couple. The stew of STD's you two concoct with all of the rebound partners will be a medical marvel. You may even displace the Blue Waffle as the most disgusting thing ever.
FFML_314 12
I'm now ready for breakfast! Thank you, Perdix. :P
perdix 31
Well, I hope you are not having waffles, and if you do, for all that is good and holy, don't use the blueberry syrup! And if you haven't seen the Blue Waffle, don't! You will be less of a person once you've seen it -- trust me, ignorance of this phenomenon is bliss.
lostfaithinpppl 19
perdix, I always very much enjoy your comments!
FFML_314 12
*Puts away waffle maker* Nope, cereal. I have seen it. *shudders*
MetalFish 0
it's not that bad... if I saw it IRL I'd probably be grossed out though xD
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
They're the couple that should be divorced!
peliseb 0
Wow. That was harsh. Don't let him see you upset and pay back is a bitch! Best friends are a great rebound! =]
shortstuff9519 0
gosh guys are so weird haha I am one
Snickers369 0
Hahaha make up sex XD
weslahc 0
I swear I heard this on an episode of entourage