FML : Today, I woke up for the first time In 5 days with relief from a debilitating migraine, only to have my arm and shoulder completely numb and a sharp pain...

Today, I woke up for the first time In 5 days with relief from a debilitating migraine, only to have my arm and shoulder completely numb and a sharp pain running from my neck to my elbow. I have a pinched nerve and dislocated disk in my neck. FML

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By oktober2nd - / Saturday 13 October 2018 06:30 / United States - Beaverton

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By acmariner99 | 18

#7708265 - Saturday 13 October 2018 18:35

So you’ve been asleep for 5 days?

By You-know-what-it-is-maaaan | 6

#7708303 - Saturday 13 October 2018 20:57

You should consider getting a massage by a certified/licensed massage therapidt

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By acmariner99 | 18

#7708265 - Saturday 13 October 2018 18:35

So you’ve been asleep for 5 days?

By You-know-what-it-is-maaaan | 6

#7708303 - Saturday 13 October 2018 20:57

You should consider getting a massage by a certified/licensed massage therapidt

By Inline4 | 7

#7708311 - Saturday 13 October 2018 21:05

Symptoms point to shifting pain.

By nekojoy | 5

#7708848 - Monday 15 October 2018 5:55

my neck hurts just reading this 😣

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