oxbonxo
Australia
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
lonely loser
Seattle, United States
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
lonelynessinCA
United States
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
HT BaaFly
United Kingdom
Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML
Anonymous
#LurkerForLife
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
Boyufd
Forever alone man
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
m2k
Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my social life consists of eavesdropping on my two coworkers chatting. FML
Anonymous
Riehen, Switzerland
Bad vibes
Today, the evening phone conversations with my boyfriend, after I finished all my tasks, used to be the one thing I would be looking forward to all day. It would keep me going. Now, they feel like one more task, one more box to check before I can truly relax. FML
that guy
United States
Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML
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thegr8destroyer 0
I'll be your friend
muchagente 5
that is not quite true. you also have the fml-website.
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Comments (46)
larcyn 0
you need a MMO
James_Stazington 0
to be honest that's not true. you just posted that on a social network. nice
oclark53 0
it's ok! things will turn around! they always have a way! no matter how dark and dreary things may seem! I'm testimate to that!
GiggityGiggityGo_fml 8
this makes me feel better! haha classic FML
spokanewa50921 0
awww ill be your friend. =)
caitlin21holly 0
and he even spelt realized wrong not just a nerd with no friends but an idiot with no friends
dolphingirl00 0
no offense but... LOSER sorry I cannot tell a lie
moodyreallyrocks 27
I used to be a telemarketer before, I used to love talking to people like that. They seemed really nice….