oxbonxo
Australia
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
lonely loser
Seattle, United States
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
lonelynessinCA
United States
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
HT BaaFly
United Kingdom
Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML
Anonymous
#LurkerForLife
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
Boyufd
Forever alone man
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
m2k
Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my social life consists of eavesdropping on my two coworkers chatting. FML
Anonymous
Riehen, Switzerland
Bad vibes
Today, the evening phone conversations with my boyfriend, after I finished all my tasks, used to be the one thing I would be looking forward to all day. It would keep me going. Now, they feel like one more task, one more box to check before I can truly relax. FML
that guy
United States
Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML
Top comments
thegr8destroyer 0
I'll be your friend
muchagente 5
that is not quite true. you also have the fml-website.
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Comments (46)
thegr8destroyer 0
I'll be your friend
PurpleWaffles 2
I hate these FMLs because there's an easy solution: Go make friends.
ThatRobbieKid 0
Ooooor OP can actually leave her house and go make friends. Its not hard at all. Or she can ***** it up, What guys dont like ******?
RKD 23
Hang in there, Op, maybe try to get involved in a church or theater or some kind of social organization, you don't have to embrace all their beliefs to make friends!
ItsZulli 0
awesome
Hal0kittyable 0
Well...at least ONE person likes talking to them.
CloudEnvy 17
Serial killers don't like ******.
Kelita 0
WOOOW.
TrollsHaveSouls 0
I creamed
stevenmx86 8
Stop whining on the internet and socialize?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#28 It's not always as easy as that. Some people are shy-- or, even more problematic, have social anxiety. I used to have social anxiety so badly that when talking to people I didn't know, I would hardly be able to say a word, couldn't make eye contact, and would oftentimes shake with anxiety.