oxbonxo
Australia
Today, after hanging up the phone, I realised that telemarketers are my only form of social life. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
lonely loser
Seattle, United States
Today, I was so desperately lonely that I begged a telemarketer not to hang up on me. FML
lonelynessinCA
United States
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
HT BaaFly
United Kingdom
Today, after months of unemployment, my only social interaction was with my postman. FML
Anonymous
#LurkerForLife
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
Boyufd
Forever alone man
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
m2k
Canada
Lonely, so lonely…
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a conversation with him, but he hung up on me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that getting an awesome new phone with all the new bells and whistles doesn't mean that people will now actually want to talk to me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my social life consists of eavesdropping on my two coworkers chatting. FML
Anonymous
Riehen, Switzerland
Bad vibes
Today, the evening phone conversations with my boyfriend, after I finished all my tasks, used to be the one thing I would be looking forward to all day. It would keep me going. Now, they feel like one more task, one more box to check before I can truly relax. FML
that guy
United States
Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML
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thegr8destroyer 0
I'll be your friend
muchagente 5
that is not quite true. you also have the fml-website.
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Comments (46)
eric1152 0
They have something for people like you: its called World of Warcraft
nerdsgetmehot 23
#20 Perhaps OP is shy or has social anxiety. Making friends isn't really as easy for some people. My social anxiety has been so bad in the past that I was too anxious to the leave the house on some days. Luckily I've gotten a lot better, but that's after years of work...
newjerseyguy 0
agreed on fail. start going out and change that.
meeba 2
I wish I could be like you, I hate people, being involved with people only brings sadness
jerryfml1 0
dang op fyl
noellexxsummers 6
Hahaha...loser.
ThatRobbieKid 0
Well, If you made it so can she.
mop3d 0
I didn't know the elderly used Fml.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#38 Yeah, but it's not an instantaneous "Woo, I'm fine now and can easily socialize with other people." I still have trouble talking to people I don't know even after years of working on it.
vettle 6
nothing better than talking to one and leading them on, then hanging up.