Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML
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Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML
Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend about a diamond necklace I bought her for her birthday, which she didn't seem to be wearing. She then told me she hocked it to pay for her inexpensive phone bill. I paid $1,500 for that necklace, she received $300 from the pawn shop. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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marinus_fml 20
hahaha! You deserve it for thinking she is obliged to get you an expensive present just because you got her an expensive one.
jonnyMAGNUM 0
Christmas is about giving, not getting. Try not to be selfish.
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Comments (101)
ImaginaryFoe 1
"such as that if a a" :| No further response needed.
jujubeewhoopie 0
Uh, $700 is too much gift for a girlfriend. Your married spouse would be better. YDI for setting unrealistic expectations and thinking any girl would be impressed by that. It would have the opposite effect actually. She would feel indebted to you and thus controlled by you. Not a good place to be.
c0c0_fml 16
ewww at ur pic lol. "ventripotant" that's his name in French! so gross!!
soonerfan285 0
screw that bitch
buggybeauty 0
at least she's not a gold digger. look at the positive!
tmurdock02 3
what are Oakleys??
rebwonders 0
Oakleys are overpriced sunglasses.
CashMusicNet 0
I would through the bracelet at her forehead and tell her to F*** off and call it quits. that comment is way too disrespectful
mariet_fml 23
YDI for the same reasons everyone else has listed.
drleli 0
Hope you kept the receipt.
TashaLenaKitty 0
What a cheap little spoiled bitch you are going out with, dump her ass!
Bootyjuice23 0
Ydi, if she's such a bitch why would even waist the time and or money. lol