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By MathTeacher - 02/05/2011 14:30 - United States

Today, after being annoyed one too many times by my students' whiney attitudes, I accidentally blurted out, "Quit being such a bitch," to the superintendent's daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 082

You deserved it 46 139

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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You deserved it 1 524

By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 879

You deserved it 19 321

Lame

By gloria77 - 23/01/2012 23:26 - United States

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "Shit!", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 388

You deserved it 7 502

Foot, meet mouth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 523

You deserved it 22 670

Unfair

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 15:52 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 636

You deserved it 5 708

By I weep for our future generation - 01/10/2017 04:30

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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You deserved it 307

By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 330

You deserved it 16 551

Mom! No!

By Mnnn - 18/07/2023 18:00

Today, I angrily scolded one of my employees for making an avoidable mistake for the third time. Unfortunately, my mother decided to pay me a surprise visit, and arrived mid-rant. She chewed me out for being mean and made me apologize. Now everyone at work calls me "mama's boy" and nobody takes me seriously. FML

I agree, your life sucks 323

You deserved it 1 124

Please, apologize

By Tytonic - 03/02/2020 14:00 - United States - Chevy Chase

Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 761

You deserved it 2 130

By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 930

You deserved it 9 077

cptmorgan15 2

Monday 2 May 2011 19:08

Tell that bitch.

JocelynKaulitz 28

Monday 2 May 2011 19:09

Say goodbye to your job.

Comments

jbird1193 3

Monday 2 May 2011 20:21

I wish there were more teachers like you. Tell them like it is.

kenny2008 0

Monday 2 May 2011 20:30

I'm a high school student n I'm glad u did dat even tho it was an accident I hate annoying students who distract others from learning well hope everitin goes ok w u

SaharNar 0

Monday 2 May 2011 20:41

now that you said that and know your gonna get fired .. just let it all out and say what ya really feel ;D

jennt89 10

Monday 2 May 2011 20:44

I just finished teacher's college and I'd been tempted many times through my practicum to say the same thing.

jess6blondie9 2

Monday 2 May 2011 20:44

That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! I can't wait for the day that one of my teachers calls some one a bitch!

djmixon 0

Monday 2 May 2011 20:48

I used to teach college freshmen and sophomores and I totally agree! They are totally whiney bitches.

s3xymoma 1

Monday 2 May 2011 20:49

omg lol. are you going to loose your job. ??? n fyl op!!;)

Haydenob 0

Monday 2 May 2011 22:01

way to spell lose wrong

s3xymoma 1

Monday 2 May 2011 22:12

119 - does it really ******* matter. Dam fml is so judge mental . how r ppl suppose to feel better if ur saying o nice way of spelling or nice grammar really ur that bored to tell someone that. I suggest u to go get a ******* life. EVERYONE ON HERE IS SUCH bitches I swear.