Intimacy: Today, after about a month with no sex, my girlfriend told me...

By BluBaller - 06/04/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, after about a month with no sex, my girlfriend told me to come up to her room and began kissing me passionately. She got me down to my underwear before informing me that she had Spanish homework left. To make things better, upon finishing up, she went straight to sleep. FML

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By Username - 18/03/2010 08:21 - France

Today, my wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks, so I told her to do something for me to get me in the mood. She sighed and then went upstairs to get ready for work. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2013 18:24 - United States - Pompton Plains

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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By Naked and Afraid - 17/08/2018 23:00 - United States - New Braunfels

Today, my girlfriend's grandparents walked in on us getting intimate. She immediately ran to the bathroom, leaving me alone with them. They only speak Spanish, which is not my first language. We discussed the movie she and I were "watching", all while I was naked under the sheets. FML

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Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By erpuchi - 01/12/2010 01:52 - Dominican Republic

Today, my girlfriend got a great idea for her history class project... while we were having sex. FML

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By ryan - 10/02/2010 15:08 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

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By Adam - 16/01/2017 08:00

Today, my wife decided to end our dry spell of four months and started dry humping and kissing me in bed. Things were going well until she orgasmed from the activity and declared that she was too tired to do any more, rolled over, and fell asleep. Five months or bust. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By fuck you, Odin, FUCK YOU - 03/03/2014 22:35 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML

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BadPinkKitty07 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 16:06

Spain cockblocked you. hehe.

jamesSIII 0

Tuesday 6 April 2010 16:15

You should have jizzed on her homework. Oh wait...

Comments

ericck 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 4:11

lol, 52, I hope none if yall are going to try what 52 said, very funny tho

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 4:46

So you had sex? I don't why this is an FML

uRabbit 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 4:56

You're a shmuck. You totally deserve this, cause any idiot who stays thru that... well, deserves it!

alfalfa101 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 5:03

U know when life gives u lemons y make lemonaid......

jackie_loka 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 5:27

#108 that's not what she said in Spanish..

zombaby 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 6:39

a MONTH? oh sheit.

wataloserface 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 6:45

tatoo man!!!!

Steplo 5

Wednesday 7 April 2010 7:20

I've spent some time trying to understand the female brain, that being said, I myself am a female and I still do not understand even myself, i.e. pms, power trips, hormones, etc. But in my female opinion, she did it on purpose. It was planned, just to get a tighter grip on your junk.